vest816's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SeaT 1: A TooF "tribute"]

Here's the deal.

I will put my reputation on the line to only say this in my review.

FUCKIN' A, DUDE!

5/5

Man, you already know the reasons why I'm deducting from graphics and interactivity and violence, because you've already taken the words straight from my mouth. And because of that, this movie speaks to me.

NARUTO! This movie also caters to the stupid! Perfect.

[Mindblowing trailer!!]

I'll admit. I lol'd.

It's actually pretty funny. While I'm not a fan of the copy/paste celebrity genre of things, this one just has a solid consistent flow to it that made me laugh.

Now, is it epic? Is it a front page contender? Is it a phenomenal piece of revolutionary animation? Probably not. But it certainly was worth the download.

Final grade: C+

[The Birds and the Bees]

Like the movie, I'll keep this blunt.

You can't fail with music like that. It's straight to the point, and becomes very enjoyable to watch, very fast. Awesome job.

[BEST MEAT IN TOWN]

Now I remember.

This reminds me why I hate middle school seizure humor so freaking much.

[Art Homework]

"Tell" is always a highlight in anything.

But that's about all I can say. Generic stick death rubbish. On the other hand, you did win a giggle out of me for sticking "English" over "art" and the guy turned British with a funny hat.

That's about it, though. Tell. And British. Everything else was just kinda pointless and not well done.

bobsmovie responds:

All i can say is thanks for the 3. I actually apreciate your opinion. Matey !

[Angry Dog]

Idea.

If you had a game where it's just the bear eating Daryll the annoying fish, I will play that non-freakin-stop man. For the last five minutes, the neighbor got to hear:

*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-"

But I digress. Really nifty animation. FAAAAAAAAAAA-bulous voice acting all around. Awesome progression of story. Excellent composition and layout of each scene. Definitely one of the funniest and most satisfying dirty stinkin' guilty pleasures I've had online in a long time.

(Interactivity gets a 10 just because you get to eat Daryll repeatedly)

[Goth Lyfe 1: Intro]

South Park did it better.

It qualifies as a movie, but it seems like it tries to be driven by comedy, but doesn't deliver. I just didn't think it was that funny, and it was also tough to understand what they were saying to one another.

Graphics need refinement about as much as Rush Limbaugh needs viagra.

[Kingdom Hearts May Cry 9]

Try this.

Take the one snippet of Goofy getting hit. Put that on YTMND. You will be epic if you do that.

[Star Wars: Old Wounds]

Well, I'll give you this.

I'd say that you're a better movie maker than George Lucas, but in my book, that's like saying asphyxiation is better than being burned at the stake. Yeah, I'm not a big George Lucas fan.

But that's because he wouldn't find an original angle. He didn't have the flair. The novelty. That distinct "new director smell". It's all the same rehashed predictable turn of events that almost demolished his beloved franchise.

This? This is fresh. It's new. And comparing it to George Lucas' ability would be, in my opinion, a disservice. Or an understatement. I'd rather put this in the echelon of Gennedy Tartakovsky. It uses limitted animation very well, establishes this good tension in the scene, and cleverly uses extreme poses. This is very solid.

So, an extended hand to you. Welcome to the front-page club. You deserve it more than anybody else.

Gus-Saldanha responds:

Thankyou very much, man.