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Here's the deal.

I will put my reputation on the line to only say this in my review.

FUCKIN' A, DUDE!

5/5

Man, you already know the reasons why I'm deducting from graphics and interactivity and violence, because you've already taken the words straight from my mouth. And because of that, this movie speaks to me.

NARUTO! This movie also caters to the stupid! Perfect.

I'll admit. I lol'd.

It's actually pretty funny. While I'm not a fan of the copy/paste celebrity genre of things, this one just has a solid consistent flow to it that made me laugh.

Now, is it epic? Is it a front page contender? Is it a phenomenal piece of revolutionary animation? Probably not. But it certainly was worth the download.

Final grade: C+

Like the movie, I'll keep this blunt.

You can't fail with music like that. It's straight to the point, and becomes very enjoyable to watch, very fast. Awesome job.

Now I remember.

This reminds me why I hate middle school seizure humor so freaking much.

So this morning, I was about to submit.

This morning, I was making the final tweaks on my own game (aerial fighters, the usual thing) and more relevantly, I was giving the last touches to the opening into animation. I was quite proud of my work, and was about to go on dumping it on the portal when suddenly...just out of my own curiosity...

...I decided to take a look at this animation.

If you could imagine me, a tired hunched fat guy, watching this movie agape with awe. And it ends. It falls to silence. A lingering silence. A silence...that is INSTANTLY interrupted like AN ATOM BOMB, *boom* "GOD #$*%ING DAMMIT!!"

So, inspired by this, I was up all day today. And that piece that was supposed to go up this morning so I could enjoy my 4th of July Saturday like I was supposed to? Canceled plans. Abandoned friends. I was so awestruck by this piece, I was working non-stop today getting my own animation looking semi-decent. This work is THAT inspirational.

Awesome work. All around. You should most definitely be proud of this creation.

"Tell" is always a highlight in anything.

But that's about all I can say. Generic stick death rubbish. On the other hand, you did win a giggle out of me for sticking "English" over "art" and the guy turned British with a funny hat.

That's about it, though. Tell. And British. Everything else was just kinda pointless and not well done.

bobsmovie responds:

All i can say is thanks for the 3. I actually apreciate your opinion. Matey !

Idea.

If you had a game where it's just the bear eating Daryll the annoying fish, I will play that non-freakin-stop man. For the last five minutes, the neighbor got to hear:

*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!"
*click* "Mwargh!"
"Teeee-hee-"

But I digress. Really nifty animation. FAAAAAAAAAAA-bulous voice acting all around. Awesome progression of story. Excellent composition and layout of each scene. Definitely one of the funniest and most satisfying dirty stinkin' guilty pleasures I've had online in a long time.

(Interactivity gets a 10 just because you get to eat Daryll repeatedly)

South Park did it better.

It qualifies as a movie, but it seems like it tries to be driven by comedy, but doesn't deliver. I just didn't think it was that funny, and it was also tough to understand what they were saying to one another.

Graphics need refinement about as much as Rush Limbaugh needs viagra.

Try this.

Take the one snippet of Goofy getting hit. Put that on YTMND. You will be epic if you do that.

Well, I'll give you this.

I'd say that you're a better movie maker than George Lucas, but in my book, that's like saying asphyxiation is better than being burned at the stake. Yeah, I'm not a big George Lucas fan.

But that's because he wouldn't find an original angle. He didn't have the flair. The novelty. That distinct "new director smell". It's all the same rehashed predictable turn of events that almost demolished his beloved franchise.

This? This is fresh. It's new. And comparing it to George Lucas' ability would be, in my opinion, a disservice. Or an understatement. I'd rather put this in the echelon of Gennedy Tartakovsky. It uses limitted animation very well, establishes this good tension in the scene, and cleverly uses extreme poses. This is very solid.

So, an extended hand to you. Welcome to the front-page club. You deserve it more than anybody else.

Gus-Saldanha responds:

Thankyou very much, man.

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